Game - Tell me a joke

lis

How do you drown a hipster?
Throw him in the mainstream.

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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse

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What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh

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I just built an ATM that only gives out coins. I don’t know why no one’s thought of it before: it just makes cents!

lis

Did I ever tell you about the time I went mushroom foraging? It’s a story with a morel at the end.

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What happened when two slices of bread went on a date? It was loaf at first sight.