Game - Tell me a joke

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

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I broke my finger last week… On the other hand, I’m okay.

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What’s a skeleton’s favourite room?
The living room.

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My dog used to chase people on a bike… it got so bad, I had to take his away his bike.

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Do you know what makes my day?
The rotation of the Earth.

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Why don’t elephants use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse.

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How do you know if a vampire is unwell?
Because he'll be coffin.

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Why did the bicycle collapse?
It was too tyred.

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What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.

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What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.