Game - Tell me a joke

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What do you call someone who can’t stick to their diet?
A desserter.

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What do you call a skeleton with only a head?
A nobody.

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Can February March?
No, but April May!

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Why did Shakespeare always write with a pen?
Because pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?

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Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.

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What’s an astronaut’s favourite part of a keyboard?
The space bar.

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Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
They’d crack under pressure.

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I told my friend she had drawn her eyebrows too high…
She looked surprised.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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What do you call a can opener that won’t open?
A can’t opener.