Game - Tell me a joke

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Why did Liam go out with a fig?
Because he couldn’t get a date.

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Why was the traffic light late for his date?
It took him too long to change.

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Why couldn’t the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.

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Why was it so cold in the basketball arena?
There were so many fans.

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What kind of witch can’t do any magic?
A sandwich.

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Where do people in Antarctica get their hair cut?
At the brrr-brrr shop.

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What did the astronaut say to the nosy reporter?
No comet.

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Why do Santa’s elves love making hip-hop music?
To show off their wrapping skills.

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What is the largest moth ever discovered?
The mammoth.

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What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
A birthday pheasant.