Game - Tell me a joke

lis

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they are such fungis.

lis

How bad were the fish’s grades?
They were below sea level.

lis

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can’t put it down.

lis

What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?
He has a meltdown.

lis

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles.

lis

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner.
It’s always 90 degrees there.

lis

Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago.

lis

I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.

lis

What does a pig put on dry skin?
Oinkment.

lis

My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex.
They're his watch dogs.