Game - Tell me a joke

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Where did the lettuce go for a drink? The salad bar.

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Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing.

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How do you organize a space-themed party? You planet.

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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? He's a pain in the neck.

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Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

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Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.

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Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.