Game - Tell me a joke

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He said his summer was pretty good too.

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My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water.

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.

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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.

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Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

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What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.

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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.