Game - Tell me a joke

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Why is grass so dangerous? Because it's full of blades!

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Why are mountains so funny? They’re hill areas.

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Why wasn’t the cactus invited to hang out with the mushrooms? He wasn’t a fungi.

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Why shouldn’t you fundraise for marathons? They just take the money and run.

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Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t—it used the sidewalk

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Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

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Why can’t you put two half-dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a hole, and your money will fall out!

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Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.

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How much do rainbows weigh? Not much. They’re actually pretty light.