Game - Tell me a joke

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Which country is always in a hurry?
Rush-a!

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How do you calm an astronaut baby?
You rocket

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What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
A birthday pheasant

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My friend likes to take the elevator, but I like to take the stairs.
I guess we were raised differently.

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What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear

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What do you call someone who can’t stick to their diet?
A desserter

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A cheese factory exploded in France. Da-brie was everywhere.

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots over here!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

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What did 20 do when it was hungry? Twenty-eight.