Game - Tell me a joke

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What do you call a criminal at the North Pole?
A brrr-gular

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Why did the thief shower before robbing the bank?
So he could make a clean get-away!

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What do you call something that has the head of a man and the tail of an eagle?
A quarter

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What is the ocean’s favorite laundry detergent?
Tide

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What’s the difference between a TV and a magazine?
Ever try to swat a fly with a TV?

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Why can a hand not be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

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What is a lawyer’s favorite outfit?
A lawsuit

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Why did the sink ask if the toilet was feeling okay?
He looked flushed.

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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says spit out your gum and the other says, “Chew, chew!”

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What do you call people who love ceilings?
Ceiling fans