Game - Tell me a joke

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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What do sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing. They fast.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every day.

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A bossy man walked into a bar…

And ordered everyone a round.

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What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh.

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What do you call a pig that practices karate?

A pork chop.

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Do you know what they say about a clean desk?

It's a sure sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.