Game - Tell me a joke

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• Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con…

OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

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What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!

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What do you call a well-balanced horse?

Stable.

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What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed veggie.

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Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank.

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it!

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What would bears be without bees?

Ears.

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-ntain.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.

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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.