Game - Tell me a joke

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• Where does the sheep get his hair cut?

The baa-baa shop!

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• Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because they are easy to see through.

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• Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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• How do trees get online?

They just log on!

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• What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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• Why couldn’t the leopard play hide-and-seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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• Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.

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• Where do fish sleep?

In the riverbed.

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• What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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• I hate Russian dolls—

They’re so full of themselves.