Game - Tell me a joke

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• Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

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• Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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• A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”

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• A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”

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• Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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• Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

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• How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

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• What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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• What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business!

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• How does Moses make tea?

He brews.