Game - Tell me a joke

lis

Wife: “How do I look?”
Husband: “With your eyes.”

lis

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

lis

Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.

lis

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.

lis

I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.

lis

RIP, boiled water.
You will be mist.

lis

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Phillipe Floppe.

lis

eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

lis

Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke, joke, jooooooooooooooke.

lis

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.