Game - Tell me a joke

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.

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What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.

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What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
“Oops!”

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What did Blackbeard say when he turned 80?
“Aye, matey.”

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Three fish are in a tank.
One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”

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What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.

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What do you call a man who can’t stand?
Neil.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey …
… but then I turned myself around.

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Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

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I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.