Game - Tell me a joke

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Get it?

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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

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What did the mime say to his audience?
Nothing. He stayed in character because he’s a professional.

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What did the mime say to his audience?
Nothing. He stayed in character because he’s a professional.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”

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It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad.
It’s a faux pa.

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What did the buffalo say when his son left?
“Bison!”

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What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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My new thesaurus is terrible.
Not only that, but it’s also terrible.